http://dethroner.com/2007/03/02/morning-tonic-the-future-is-terrible/ Where every man is king. Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:08:30 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/02/morning-tonic-the-future-is-terrible/comment-page-1/#comment-29705 Weeklies on the 3rd (Neatly Sliced) Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:24:09 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/02/morning-tonic-the-future-is-terrible/#comment-29705 [...] Possibly the most depressed pigeon I have ever seen. [...] [...] Possibly the most depressed pigeon I have ever seen. [...]

]]> http://dethroner.com/2007/03/02/morning-tonic-the-future-is-terrible/comment-page-1/#comment-29421 Dr. Spanky McGee III Esq. Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:48:44 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/02/morning-tonic-the-future-is-terrible/#comment-29421 AP Release: The mayor of NYC is supporting an initiative to curb both the homeless and pigeon problem in the city. Homeless will be given a debit card of sorts, in exchange for every pigeon they capture and turn in to various mobile pirgon homes parked around midtown, they will be rewarded with a $.25 credit on their card. Homeless rights activists are outraged, but the mayor contests this will "give the homeless something to do". AP Release: The mayor of NYC is supporting an initiative to curb both the homeless and pigeon problem in the city. Homeless will be given a debit card of sorts, in exchange for every pigeon they capture and turn in to various mobile pirgon homes parked around midtown, they will be rewarded with a $.25 credit on their card. Homeless rights activists are outraged, but the mayor contests this will “give the homeless something to do”.

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