Archive for February, 2007



How To: Build a Badass Snow Fort

One of the best things my step-father ever taught me was how to build a proper snowfort. Oh sure, I’d carved out a few cubbies in snowdrifts before, but nothing like the labyrinthine lairs I soon began developing like missile bases under the snow. Assembling a good snow fort is an all-day endeavor. It’s work. […]

“Hacking” a Child’s Brain

Wired’s Body Hack blog has been running a fascinating series of posts called “Hacking My Child’s Brain.” Mark Woodman (the author) has a son with “Sensory Processing Disorder,” which causes his brain to plotz if he tries to interpret the signals from all five senses at once, like a “network that drops packets when there […]

If you live in New York, there are two places to live: Manhattan and The Other Boroughs (”Oh, And Staten Island”). In Brooklyn, where I live, there is a neighborhood that is stereotypically filled with fussy parents, called Park Slope. (Famously, an email list discussion last year about the supposed gender of a dropped hat […]

Blowjob Haikus

This is very NSFW, but disturbingly humorous poetry. Do not open this at work unless you work in a blowjob factory. (Haiku engineers should be safe.) [BlowJobHaikus.blogspot.com]

Morning Tonic: Prunk as Frunk

I don’t know if these two are father and son, but I can dream, can’t I? I love how the one on the right would maybe pass muster for a muddy concert if the one on the left weren’t having a spasm. Of course, they may not even be at a concert. This might be […]

Big Brother, Little Car

Authorities in London are threatening to take a 218-pound 8 year old boy into protective custody unless the mother improves his diet. Talk about Big Brother! [BREITBART]

Pirates vs Terrorists

Pirates vs Terrists — Who would win? Discuss. [BBC]

Man Chops Off Neighbors Hand with Sword

I love the stunned tone of this article: “One man apparently chopped his other neighbor’s hand off with a sword.” I leave Kansas City and next thing you know it turns into a Frank Frazetta painting.[KCTV]

Testing for Lung Cancer with Breath

A “simple test” may allow scientists to diagnose lung cancer, even in its earliest stages, by analyzing a patient’s breath. [NewScientistTech.com]

Raising Kids with Disabilities

Reader “T” reminds us of Matt Baldwin’s fantastic post from a couple of years back, discussing the discovery that their 18-month-old son had been diagnosed with autistic spectrum disorder.
But his “gaze avoidance” tendencies are unmistakable, and he makes very little effort to communicate with others. He knows dozens of words but only uses them for […]

Beer Launcher!

Beer-launching refrigerator! Beer-launching refrigerator! (Someone get this man some better beer, though. Dale’s Pale Ale comes in a can.) [Duke.edu] (Thanks, Jordan!)

For most clued-in dads these days, fatherhood begins in the delivery room. You refill your baby mama’s water glass, tell her to picture herself in her happy place, and maybe remind her to order the epidural early. The event’s far more down-and-dirty than what the last couple generations of dads experienced (for many of them, […]




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» Baconpig. Zenith of mankind’s porcine proclivity or just gross? You be the judge. Don’t miss the Pig Butchering Guide in T-shirt form. # 0

» A man wants to know if jerking off into his guppy tank will cause his fish any harm. Just don’t forget to cuddle, I say. [StraightDope.com# 1

» An Atlanta florist is selling the “Broquet,” baskets of amply masculine cactus and carnivorous plants that can be given from one man to another. [BananaFlorist.com via Seth Godin# 0

» What may be my next car, the Mitsubishi Evolution X, goes on sale today in Japan. Next year for North America. [Crave.CNET.com# 0

» I haven’t really dug into it much, but JoS. A. Bank is having what appears to be a pretty major sale, with up to 50% off on Fall items and 70% off on clearance items. [JosBank.com# 1

» Cities collapse due to unsustainable growth? Naw it’ll never happen. We have science. [unsw.edu.au, creationmuseum.org] # 0

» Headline of the Day: “Men want hot women, study confirms” [CNN# 2

» We just cracked a 750 of “Forêt,” an organic saison from Brasserie Dupont. The reviews on Beer Advocate are sort of mixed, but as far as I’m concerned it’s a knockout: bright, light, full of the best tastes of summer. One of the best saisons I’ve ever had. # 1

» All Hail the Meat Cocktail [www.cyberbilly.com/meathenge] # 1

» In a nod to an icon, NASA Shuttle to Launch Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber. This makes me sad because it reminds me that Carrie Fisher’s breasts are no longer in the same pristine (and perky) condition. [www.space.com] # 1



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