This morning I called Susie “Horse Apple,” which she took to be a euphemism for shit, but is actually what we used to call the Osage orange when growing up. The moral: Always have a cover story. [Wikipedia]
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This morning I called Susie “Horse Apple,” which she took to be a euphemism for shit, but is actually what we used to call the Osage orange when growing up. The moral: Always have a cover story. [Wikipedia]
In the famous words of Homer Simpson, “Doh!”
I’ve always heard the euphemism for shit as “road apples,” not “horse apples,” although I can certainly see the possible confusion. (On a side note, I’ve recently decided that the term “horse-shit” has a really nice ring to it and have substituted it in my speech for the overused “bullshit.”)
Isn’t there a line in The Shawshank Redemption when Red and the boys are collecting rocks for Andy and one of the guys picks up a peice of shit and Red says something like “That’s no rock, that’s a horse Apple.”?
So you were calling her useless?