Sex With Animals In Indiana Soon To Be Illegal
6 Comments Published by Alex February 15th, 2007 in Milestones, Sex. Share This
After over two centuries of sexual liberty, citizens of Indiana may soon learn that a bill circulating in the state legislature has become law and will then render illegal any family traditions of fucking their animals.
Under the proposed bill, sleeping with your family dog—however consensual it may be—becomes a misdemeanor. [Perhaps it is a risk worth taking, if the bitch is really, y'know, hot.] But anything approaching S&M will result in a felony and possible incarceration; an attachment to the proposal states that the penalization is extended to felony status if the sex turns violent or results in death of the beast.
There is no mention of the penalty for crossing state lines into Kentucky with your animal, where the law is surely more lenient.
Bill would outlaw sex with animals [post-trib.com]
6 Responses to “Sex With Animals In Indiana Soon To Be Illegal”
- 1 Pingback on Mar 22nd, 2007 at 8:55 am
Illegal!? My word, this kind of law will not be tolerated by midwesterners! We’re all zoophiles and pedophiles and all the other philes. Why, me and and my kin, Clive and Sissy Sue, we doubleteam the doberman every night, while Auntie Figgleflaps straps on the anal exterminator and does me in the poop chute while sucking off her own infant son! Don’t take away our freedom!
Here and I always thought The Aristocrats were a foreign act! GO TEAM USA!
What the hell are we fighting for in Iraq if when these boys get home they can’t enjoy one of the most basic pleasures of American life.
Bonus points for finding a map that highlights my town, and home of the Notre Dame Fighting Dogfuckers.
Hoosier here and wow! that is distrubing. Apparently this stems from a dude fucking a chicken causing its subsequent death and there is no state law to prosecute him under.
My question is this…if this law passes, who will protect the watermelons and pumpkins?!?