Comments on: Announcement: I Hate My Upstairs Neighbor http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/ Where every man is king. Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:06:33 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: sham http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-100035 sham Wed, 25 Feb 2009 05:43:58 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-100035 richard- forget that. don't pay $1500- go through the proper channels of complaint and they'll let you break your lease. i hate my upstairs neighbors with a fiery passion. that's all i have. they stomp, i hate them, i don't know what to do. our building management sucks at answering their phone, so i'm not sure if they've even received the complaints we've been faxing. richard- forget that. don’t pay $1500- go through the proper channels of complaint and they’ll let you break your lease.
i hate my upstairs neighbors with a fiery passion. that’s all i have. they stomp, i hate them, i don’t know what to do. our building management sucks at answering their phone, so i’m not sure if they’ve even received the complaints we’ve been faxing.

]]> By: aj http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-100011 aj Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:11:26 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-100011 Oh man..I am going through the same, I hate my neighbors upstairs, they have a kid and he runs around all day, sometimes even rollerblade inside the house. the also play loud music and i am sick and sick of them..i love this place but now i am looking for a new place w/ no neighbors upstairs. Oh man..I am going through the same, I hate my neighbors upstairs, they have a kid and he runs around all day, sometimes even rollerblade inside the house. the also play loud music and i am sick and sick of them..i love this place but now i am looking for a new place w/ no neighbors upstairs.

]]> By: Richard http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-99822 Richard Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:51:57 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-99822 Just thought I'd leave a comment as I have come back to your article quite a few times recently. I am glad I'm not the only one with this problem- very similar to yours. By the date of the article, I hope you have moved on to something better? I am considering paying the $1,500 to break my lease (6 months to go) by any means necessary and buy a house. Anyway, thanks again for your hilarious picture that is worth a 1000 words and Good luck! Richard Just thought I’d leave a comment as I have come back to your article quite a few times recently. I am glad I’m not the only one with this problem- very similar to yours. By the date of the article, I hope you have moved on to something better?

I am considering paying the $1,500 to break my lease (6 months to go) by any means necessary and buy a house.

Anyway, thanks again for your hilarious picture that is worth a 1000 words and Good luck!

Richard

]]> By: Cindy Semdin http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-98923 Cindy Semdin Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:21:28 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-98923 I know those people that you are talking about in PBC. Everyone hates them. One new neighbor recently moved in - she talks to her - but only b/c she was having one of those pyramid scam things at her house and hoped to get her to write a check. Last month her house was egged!!!!!! did they clean it up? no they pushed it to a neighbors house with their hose - they are going to hell. The only time they clean is when their landlords are coming into town (parents) they could not afford our middle class community so the parents cosigned the mortgage. Public School parents - think strongly about private schools!! I know those people that you are talking about in PBC. Everyone hates them. One new neighbor recently moved in – she talks to her – but only b/c she was having one of those pyramid scam things at her house and hoped to get her to write a check.
Last month her house was egged!!!!!! did they clean it up? no they pushed it to a neighbors house with their hose – they are going to hell.
The only time they clean is when their landlords are coming into town (parents) they could not afford our middle class community so the parents cosigned the mortgage.
Public School parents – think strongly about private schools!!

]]> By: Marcia PalmBeachCounty http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-98922 Marcia PalmBeachCounty Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:09:59 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-98922 I hate my next door neighbors. They put the WT in white trash. They are public school teachers - my God - they are so lazy - if trash blows into their yard - they will wait unitl the wind blows to move that piece of trash ( maybe they feel its a family member) they dont recycle and they feel that they should not have to pay back their student loans because they are teaching the future of america - during a hurricane a few years back, MaGilla Gorilla ( male spouse trash) was too fat and lazy to tie down the swing set, and it blew through another neighbors fence - do you think that they offered to fix it or pay for it to be fixed... NOPE - After power was restored to our community they saw on the news an area that was set up to give out free water, food, and ice for people that did not have electricity they went and took everything they could! The inside of their house is grossly dirty. They scammed FEMA into paying for their generator. It is disgusting. The mouthy so called female (wife of MaGilla) is a size 22 and wears a size 16 - those fat rolls are bursting her clothes - she thinks she looks great of course. MaGilla weighs over 400 lbs and walks around without a shirt - and they are raising 2 kids!!! They should not be multiplying. The government gave out debit cards one year to help families that could not buy food b/c they were not getting paid to be out of work due to a hurricane - they RAN down there and not only applied for the debit card (which they got) they lied about the amount of people living in the house to get the maximum amt. If there was a way I could run up to her and kick her in the shin as hard as i could and not get into trouble - i would do it! Oh they have a dog - its got to be 15 yrs old - they are always leaving it outside in the florida sun - for hours. Its so sad. Magilla's wife is a drama queen - always the victim. I know that what goes around comes around - I just hope that I can see it when it does happen. Well thanks for listening! I hate my next door neighbors. They put the WT in white trash. They are public school teachers – my God – they are so lazy – if trash blows into their yard – they will wait unitl the wind blows to move that piece of trash ( maybe they feel its a family member) they dont recycle and they feel that they should not have to pay back their student loans because they are teaching the future of america – during a hurricane a few years back, MaGilla Gorilla ( male spouse trash) was too fat and lazy to tie down the swing set, and it blew through another neighbors fence – do you think that they offered to fix it or pay for it to be fixed… NOPE –
After power was restored to our community they saw on the news an area that was set up to give out free water, food, and ice for people that did not have electricity they went and took everything they could! The inside of their house is grossly dirty.
They scammed FEMA into paying for their generator. It is disgusting. The mouthy so called female (wife of MaGilla) is a size 22 and wears a size 16 – those fat rolls are bursting her clothes – she thinks she looks great of course. MaGilla weighs over 400 lbs and walks around without a shirt – and they are raising 2 kids!!! They should not be multiplying.
The government gave out debit cards one year to help families that could not buy food b/c they were not getting paid to be out of work due to a hurricane – they RAN down there and not only applied for the debit card (which they got) they lied about the amount of people living in the house to get the maximum amt. If there was a way I could run up to her and kick her in the shin as hard as i could and not get into trouble – i would do it!
Oh they have a dog – its got to be 15 yrs old – they are always leaving it outside in the florida sun – for hours. Its so sad.
Magilla’s wife is a drama queen – always the victim. I know that what goes around comes around – I just hope that I can see it when it does happen. Well thanks for listening!

]]> By: Jamie http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-89577 Jamie Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:04:18 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-89577 I totally understand what you are going through. What you have to do is put the CD player on the top of your furniture and play its maximum volum whenever he walks around like that. Or you should buy a trumpet and start learning the instrument. Also when you leave your place, play the CD. Good luck! I totally understand what you are going through. What you have to do is put the CD player on the top of your furniture and play its maximum volum whenever he walks around like that. Or you should buy a trumpet and start learning the instrument. Also when you leave your place, play the CD.

Good luck!

]]> By: I’m Blasting Disco This Morning To Piss Off My Neighbor at Dethroner http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-52535 I’m Blasting Disco This Morning To Piss Off My Neighbor at Dethroner Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:05:52 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-52535 [...] He was at it again last night. That scumbag. That jackass. That domestic terrorist. I’m speaking, of course about the lead footed bastard of yore. [...] [...] He was at it again last night. That scumbag. That jackass. That domestic terrorist. I’m speaking, of course about the lead footed bastard of yore. [...]

]]> By: Kyle http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-48106 Kyle Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:42:30 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-48106 I know how you feel man. I have upstairs neighbors who stomp around all day long. I told them I sleep during the day and work at night. At first I thought they were retaliating because I stay up really late on days that I don't work and probably make noises that they can hear. When I realized this I decided to stay as quiet as possible. I turn the volume down on my TV to where I can barely hear it. I also like to listen to music but I put earphones in when I do. The only noises I can think of that they can hear is maybe my toilet flushing or my AC or heater kicking on. There's nothing I can do to make either one of those things operate quieter. Well it's been a couple months since I started being quieter late at night and the stomping continues. I got angry one day when they were "thudding" right above my bed and I pounded on the ceiling and yelled "shut the fuck up!". Well that didn't solve anything it just made them stomp harder. After several weeks of me banging on the ceiling I walked out to my truck one day and found that one of my tires had been slashed. I immediately blamed them for it and when I knocked on their door to ask them about it they didn't answer. I knew they could see me through the peep hole in their door and I knew they were home because their kitchen light was on and I could hear them stomping around up there. I've been plotting revenge but I need solid proof that it was them that slashed my tire. Ah...the joys of living in an apartment I know how you feel man. I have upstairs neighbors who stomp around all day long. I told them I sleep during the day and work at night. At first I thought they were retaliating because I stay up really late on days that I don’t work and probably make noises that they can hear. When I realized this I decided to stay as quiet as possible. I turn the volume down on my TV to where I can barely hear it. I also like to listen to music but I put earphones in when I do. The only noises I can think of that they can hear is maybe my toilet flushing or my AC or heater kicking on. There’s nothing I can do to make either one of those things operate quieter. Well it’s been a couple months since I started being quieter late at night and the stomping continues. I got angry one day when they were “thudding” right above my bed and I pounded on the ceiling and yelled “shut the fuck up!”. Well that didn’t solve anything it just made them stomp harder. After several weeks of me banging on the ceiling I walked out to my truck one day and found that one of my tires had been slashed. I immediately blamed them for it and when I knocked on their door to ask them about it they didn’t answer. I knew they could see me through the peep hole in their door and I knew they were home because their kitchen light was on and I could hear them stomping around up there. I’ve been plotting revenge but I need solid proof that it was them that slashed my tire. Ah…the joys of living in an apartment

]]> By: Susie http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-30862 Susie Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:31:18 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-30862 The real question is, why don't apartment managers put nice hard-of-hearing seniors downstairs, and the under 50 crowd upstairs? Less hip injury, and no need to shop at Academy for a new box of gun shells every six months when the lease is up. If all else fails, maybe bagging some catbox treasures and throwing them in their truck bed would ease some of your tension. Take photos of action and post it in the laundry room? A fresh can of WD 40 on their doorstep with a box of condoms and a note of best wishes? All of these rolled up in a sound proof rug, of course. I think the mike with feedback would fix the problem with my active upstairs neighbor without involving the HOA. Very innovative, touche! This should work for the yappy dog situation, too. The little dog would harmlessly be frightened. We tape recorded some cats in heat and replayed the tape. They stopped their meowing pretty darned fast, running off as fast as humanly possible. : ) please don't hurt dogs and cats. They are the only ones who love you all the time, don't cheat on your lousy ass no matter how bad your cooking is, and keep all your secrets. yes, they drink out of the toilet, but so does your no-good ex. The real question is, why don’t apartment managers put nice hard-of-hearing seniors downstairs, and the under 50 crowd upstairs? Less hip injury, and no need to shop at Academy for a new box of gun shells every six months when the lease is up. If all else fails, maybe bagging some catbox treasures and throwing them in their truck bed would ease some of your tension. Take photos of action and post it in the laundry room? A fresh can of WD 40 on their doorstep with a box of condoms and a note of best wishes? All of these rolled up in a sound proof rug, of course.

I think the mike with feedback would fix the problem with my active upstairs neighbor without involving the HOA. Very innovative, touche! This should work for the yappy dog situation, too. The little dog would harmlessly be frightened. We tape recorded some cats in heat and replayed the tape. They stopped their meowing pretty darned fast, running off as fast as humanly possible. : )

please don’t hurt dogs and cats. They are the only ones who love you all the time, don’t cheat on your lousy ass no matter how bad your cooking is, and keep all your secrets. yes, they drink out of the toilet, but so does your no-good ex.

]]> By: Allie http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-30213 Allie Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:20:46 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-30213 You are my new best friend. I have the same problem with the guy who lives above me... he's obnoxious as hell and his girlfriend lives with him. They fight all the time and I was convinced that he beat her or something because she was screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME!" at 3 in the morning, but after listening to this for several months I'm pretty sure she's just psychotic. They both walk like elephants though. Actually, I was just composing a "personal" classified to my university's student magazine and googled upstairs neighbors when I stumbled across this. My personal goes a little like this: To the upstairs neighbor not-so-affectionately-known as Stompy: I hate you and your stupid girlfriend with every fiber of my being. I'm sick and tired of hearing the fighting, the make up sex, the earth-shattering stomping of your feet on my ceiling, and your girlfriend's lame fake crying. I know where you are in your apartment at any time. I suggest you walk lighter before I shoot you through the floor. PS You're girlfriend is psycho. Do us both a favor and ship her back to Canada. But yes. You're my hero for writing this. You are my new best friend. I have the same problem with the guy who lives above me… he’s obnoxious as hell and his girlfriend lives with him. They fight all the time and I was convinced that he beat her or something because she was screaming “GET AWAY FROM ME!” at 3 in the morning, but after listening to this for several months I’m pretty sure she’s just psychotic. They both walk like elephants though. Actually, I was just composing a “personal” classified to my university’s student magazine and googled upstairs neighbors when I stumbled across this. My personal goes a little like this:

To the upstairs neighbor not-so-affectionately-known as Stompy: I hate you and your stupid girlfriend with every fiber of my being. I’m sick and tired of hearing the fighting, the make up sex, the earth-shattering stomping of your feet on my ceiling, and your girlfriend’s lame fake crying. I know where you are in your apartment at any time. I suggest you walk lighter before I shoot you through the floor. PS You’re girlfriend is psycho. Do us both a favor and ship her back to Canada.

But yes. You’re my hero for writing this.

]]> By: Alex http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-25121 Alex Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:09:55 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-25121 One noise I never mind, perverse imp that I am, is the sound of neighbors fucking. If that's what was eminating from upstairs, I don't belive I'd mind as much. But the dude is a troll and he never gets any. Maybe that's the cause of his stomp - he's just not relaxed. The downstairs neighbors, on the other hand, they get it on hard once in a while, and I love it. One of them also sings opera on the occasional sunday morning, which would totally suck if he sucked, but he doesn't - he's actually quite decent, so it's kinda nice. One noise I never mind, perverse imp that I am, is the sound of neighbors fucking. If that’s what was eminating from upstairs, I don’t belive I’d mind as much. But the dude is a troll and he never gets any. Maybe that’s the cause of his stomp – he’s just not relaxed.

The downstairs neighbors, on the other hand, they get it on hard once in a while, and I love it. One of them also sings opera on the occasional sunday morning, which would totally suck if he sucked, but he doesn’t – he’s actually quite decent, so it’s kinda nice.

]]> By: susan43071 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-25115 susan43071 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 21:25:56 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-25115 WOW, I feel your pain! My asshole neighbors love to have sex at about 2am each night. Hard as I try to ignore it, I have gotten out of bed to bang on the ceiling to let them know I don't need to hear when she comes. Of course, the usual bowling, exercising, moving furniture and general deafness volume of ESPN at all times also are the norm. The are incredibly rude and inconsiderate and I have absolutely no problem calling the police to report "noise disturbances" any hour of the day or night. Lucky for me, my boyfriend and I are building a house so no one can live above me again! Good luck to ya! WOW, I feel your pain! My asshole neighbors love to have sex at about 2am each night. Hard as I try to ignore it, I have gotten out of bed to bang on the ceiling to let them know I don’t need to hear when she comes. Of course, the usual bowling, exercising, moving furniture and general deafness volume of ESPN at all times also are the norm. The are incredibly rude and inconsiderate and I have absolutely no problem calling the police to report “noise disturbances” any hour of the day or night.

Lucky for me, my boyfriend and I are building a house so no one can live above me again!

Good luck to ya!

]]> By: kat http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-25076 kat Fri, 16 Feb 2007 18:30:57 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-25076 Daniel - it kind of sounds like your neighbor might be dead. you might want to get that checked out. on harrassing the neighbors back, when aron lived in seattle, he started a war with his loud downstairs neighbor by cranking up his mackies and blasting 60 cycle hum at the guy whenever he got out of control. When I lived in the dorms in NO, I got an extremely loud, shrill, musical theater student to sing "Don't cry for me Argentina" in the bathroom that connected my room to my very loud neighbor's. My dad recently screamed at his neighbor who was constantly screaming at her children and yappy dog, saying she was a terrible mother, he was sick of listening to her bitch at her kids, and she wasn't moving far enough away for him - when she was only moving three apartments down. that was very effective, she doesn't speak to him at all anymore. Daniel – it kind of sounds like your neighbor might be dead. you might want to get that checked out.

on harrassing the neighbors back, when aron lived in seattle, he started a war with his loud downstairs neighbor by cranking up his mackies and blasting 60 cycle hum at the guy whenever he got out of control.

When I lived in the dorms in NO, I got an extremely loud, shrill, musical theater student to sing “Don’t cry for me Argentina” in the bathroom that connected my room to my very loud neighbor’s.

My dad recently screamed at his neighbor who was constantly screaming at her children and yappy dog, saying she was a terrible mother, he was sick of listening to her bitch at her kids, and she wasn’t moving far enough away for him – when she was only moving three apartments down. that was very effective, she doesn’t speak to him at all anymore.

]]> By: Smackiewicz http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-25071 Smackiewicz Fri, 16 Feb 2007 18:14:17 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-25071 Of course! How could any self respecting geek talk about breeding of any sort without referencing the holy series. And if Joel decides to read these comments, thanks for the spanking over at gizmodo. BTW I haven't bought any products that they have posted there during the entire time I've been reading their site (about a year). Other than the USB Aquarium from Think Geek for my dad. Of course!
How could any self respecting geek talk about breeding of any sort without referencing the holy series.

And if Joel decides to read these comments, thanks for the spanking over at gizmodo.

BTW I haven’t bought any products that they have posted there during the entire time I’ve been reading their site (about a year). Other than the USB Aquarium from Think Geek for my dad.

]]> By: Keno http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-25057 Keno Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:22:43 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-25057 A Dune reference? Nice! A Dune reference? Nice!

]]> By: bridgitte http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-25019 bridgitte Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:29:01 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-25019 Back when i lived in San Francisco, a couple of guys had a similiar problem. Similar only in the way that they had annoying neighbors - theirs where hi-fucking-laurious. I give you "Shut Up Little Man"... http://members.aol.com/leesausage/History/index.html Back when i lived in San Francisco, a couple of guys had a similiar problem. Similar only in the way that they had annoying neighbors – theirs where hi-fucking-laurious.

I give you “Shut Up Little Man”…

http://members.aol.com/leesausage/History/index.html

]]> By: Alex http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/comment-page-1/#comment-24975 Alex Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:20:14 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/02/15/announcement-i-hate-my-upstairs-neighbor/#comment-24975 joflow: I have a cheetah-print broom handle because I'm stylish, and cooler than people who do not have cheetah-print brooms. You would actually be amazed/appalled by the sheer volume of shit in our home that is either cheetah or leopard print. I blame my wife, since most of said shit came to the marriage with her, but I must confess, the broom purchase was my idea. Smackiewicz: I, too, hate those small yapping so-called 'dogs'. but I don't condone killing them. Unless, of course, you take one to Indiana and kill it while fucking it before that bill is voted into law. Beat that clock and you've got my support. Hell, you have it already for invoking "failed Bene Gesserit rat test subjects". That's almost as good as calling people retarded salmon. grodie: I'm not a candy ass, I'm a sissyboy. Get it straight! joflow: I have a cheetah-print broom handle because I’m stylish, and cooler than people who do not have cheetah-print brooms. You would actually be amazed/appalled by the sheer volume of shit in our home that is either cheetah or leopard print. I blame my wife, since most of said shit came to the marriage with her, but I must confess, the broom purchase was my idea.

Smackiewicz: I, too, hate those small yapping so-called ‘dogs’. but I don’t condone killing them. Unless, of course, you take one to Indiana and kill it while fucking it before that bill is voted into law. Beat that clock and you’ve got my support. Hell, you have it already for invoking “failed Bene Gesserit rat test subjects”. That’s almost as good as calling people retarded salmon.

grodie: I’m not a candy ass, I’m a sissyboy. Get it straight!

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