Roses are Red
Violence is Cool
I spent the last hour
Finding this crap for you.

Joel thought it would be a nifty post to troll the web and come up with the top five best valentines around, build a post about it. It was a good idea, but in my search I discovered that the sweet ones were just a wee bit too saccharine for my mood, and the taste of the ones I responded to the most just grew increasingly acrid or weird. I hope that you folks don’t mind.

Check ‘um out after the jump.

(I think maybe I’d better eat some chocolate soon.)

Click on the thumbs for the full size version and original locations.

This girl spends an awful lot of time doodling for her friends, but she’s actually pretty good. At doodling, anyway.

This one honestly makes me go “awwww, how sweet,” even though I’m sure it was done by a 45 year old disgruntled art director rather than a six year old child.

If you’re ready to dump the one you’re dating, this would be a great way to do it.

The full sized version of this one is in extremely questionable taste, and not really work safe, but today it’s my kind of ha-ha.

Fine, I admit it, I’ve been geeking out on the sci fi a little lately, so I really liked this one.

Woah.

This joke hasn’t gotten old on me yet. Won’t for some time, I think.

This one’s for Joel, my 8-bit Valentine.

The Seven Deadly Sinners is an online collective consisting of Tom Bagley, his wife, Kipling West, and five of their friends who make creepy fun art for each other. Here’s a taste of their Valentine flavored stuff.

Okay, so I’ve been geeking a lot; There are several pages of Star Wars valentines, and every one of these makes me happy.