Over at bad valentine, there is a tidy list of bad, really bad, and downright insulting Valentine’s Day gift ideas, in case you were looking to break up with your wife, girlfriend, mistress. Some of these, like the “Armed” jacket post from yesterday, may well get you shot for your trouble. Might want to stick with the sensual massage.

The funny thing is, my sweetheart would actually really love it if I gave her one or two of these things for V-day, like the texas chainsaw two-disc ultimate edition, or the scabs book.

The wolf piss, not so much.

Bonus link: Not only is the very fact that you can buy a bunnyoff of Amazon kind of amusing, but the extra shopping suggestions are a riot, not to mention the customer reviews.