Dapper or Crapper: Green Bay Packers Themed Underpants
20 Comments Published by Alex January 31st, 2007 in Clothes, Sports. Share ThisI say the wife gave them to me; she maintains that I bought them myself. Either is possible, we’re weird. If indeed I did buy them myself, in all honesty it was probably out of homage to Aquaman more than to the Pack, but this week’s theme has kind of metaprogrammed that thought into my head.
I don’t know, what do you think about my shorts? Or novelty shorts in general, for that matter?
I put Alex’s cock-thrusting picture of himself in his underwear after the jump. My apologies if anyone lost their job at the gay porn factory. –Ed.
All I can say is wtf.
Crapper…crapper…crapper…and more crapper.
Sorry brotha!
My eyes!
Yeah, you’re packin’ alright, cheesedick!
It’s more disturbing the way you’re holding your fists at your waist, living out your superhero fantasy. I give it three stars, and a word to the wise, if you’re going to put a picture of your junk in underwear on the web go ahead and jam a kielbasa down there. What have you got to lose?
Oh… we were supposed to discuss the underwear itself. Well, green underwear is of questionable taste at best, but at least the accents are yellow rather than brown. Underwear should never start off (or end up, for that matter) brown. It’s just a bad idea.
If thats a cheesedick then someone get me some crackers STAT.
I loved aquaman the most, he could hold his breath for ever…good quality in a man
I see London, I see France!
Wern’t sausages the theme LAST week?
jubblies.
What’s disturbing about a superhero fantasy? Bring it on!
One of the few things that I’ve learned in my 33 years is that the ladies hate the tighty whiteys. But tighty-greenys could be the next big thing!
I can’t believe I’m going here, but the image of you in the underwear and the post about Manscaping seem to make sense now.
And as a Bears fan, I have to say crapper, if for no other reason than the Packers colors.
Nice package, Boy Wonder.
Crapper.
Crapper.
Weren’t we all supposed to outgrow the “underoos” stage by puberty?
Only if you’ve also outgrown FUN. Then again, I regularly dress up like Catwoman, so what do I know?
I am seriously considering a recurring Underwear Of The Week post now, people.
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Susie wins.
alex, you know not what you’ve done. i’ll be sending in photos of my underwear every day.
An underwear of the week post? What about those who go commando? Or maybe that’s your next topic: to wear or not to wear. You may need to get an age check on this site.
By “wife” do you mean significant other? and do those things convert carbon dioxide into oxygen when they hit the sun? if so then i’m for ‘em.
friends don’t let friends wear novelty underware
Jeez! Are you fully aware of all the ridiculous underwear that’s available. Just sign up for an Undergear catalog!