alex-on-the-throne.JPGSharp-eyed readers may have noticed that Dethroner isn’t a one-man concern anymore. I’m pleased to introduce our new Associate Editor, Alex Colby.

He’s held many jobs over the years, including: assistant manager of a Benetton, horse-and-carriage driver, bartender, bouncer, pizza thrower, housing director, DJ, hairstylist, runway model, actor, and personal bodyguard. He has potty trained a small child, which he considers to his crowning achievement.

While his father’s family business was in cemeteries, he knows nothing about this line of work.

Besides being a great writer, Alex also happens to be one of the most stylish motherfuckers I know, comfortable in the whole spectrum from classic worsted to industrial-grade taffeta.

He doesn’t drink gin and he doesn’t like rabbits. He is currently based in Astoria, Queens.

Please join me in welcoming Alex to the team by telling him what an idiot he is for hating football.


10 Responses to “Welcome Alex Colby to Team Dethroner”

  1. 1 Kurt

    Yea but what styling product does he use?

  2. 2 bridgitte

    You appear to be sitting on a toilet in that picture…

  3. 3 Alex

    I am, indeed, throned.

  4. 4 L

    Stylish? Brian Austin Green called he was wondering if you found his earring, he thinks he may have lost it on the set of 90210 somewhere in the mid-90s.

  5. 5 Jay Wilson

    A/S/L?

  6. 6 joflow

    Three things:

    1. I also don’t drink gin, but I try every once in a while
    2. Does Alex have any previous blogging experience?
    3. We may have already hit the limit, but everyone should go over to this post and comment so we hear Alex’s story about how he met Jeffrey Dahmer!
    http://dethroner.com/2007/01/29/green-bay-packer-fans-are-crazy/

  7. 7 Joel

    Alex is a virgin to blogging. I consider “L”’s comment to be the one that popped his cherry. Congrats, Alex!

  8. 8 Vic

    Hi, welcome aboard! I believe I’ve seen some random pictures of you from Burning Man, heh (I went in 2004). Good to have you on Dethroner!

  9. 9 webonics

    Welcome, Alex!

  10. 10 Robb

    All Hail the KING…of what we are not sure… but damn you Alex you are a KING!!!

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