Not only was music blog Dinosaur Gardens nice enough to scan in the cover of this 8-track gem, “The Lustful Sexlife of a Perverted Nympho Housewife,” they have placed an MP3 of the recording online. You’ll be able to hear the sounds, as described by the lascivious cover, of a woman who “took it every way,” from even “bananas and carrots!!!”

This is the porn of the recent past: listening to the dispassionate moanings of a woman pretending to offer herself on a bed with no sheets. At least the barking ad copy remains in tone in this “wild sex crammed story.” Even better, this is just the first of six 8-tracks that Dinosaur Gardens has discovered.

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8-Tracks of 69: Porno 8-tracks, Part 1 [Dinosaur Garden (SFW, although there are boobs on the blown-up 8-track cover)]