Comments on: Sphincterine Ass-tringent: Minty Fresh Ass

By: Beliver

Beliver — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 18:01:18 +0000

this “altoids for your ass” is your serious people who wish to eat out each other’s a-holes, while maintaining breath fresh enough to kiss one another after the act.

If you want to simply wipe your ass with the confidence that you won’t have dingle-berries, then use a baby wipe.

If you want your partner to lick/eat your rear out like it’s baskin robbin’s…then by a box of these!

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:00:44 +0000

What makes you think I don’t already, mister?

By: Mostly Running.

Mostly Running. — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:47:44 +0000

It might not tingle, but you would blow bubbles when you fart.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:12:10 +0000

I’d almost be willing to trade that minty fresh feeling for bubble gum ass – but would it tingle? I suspect not.

By: bridgitte

bridgitte — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:49:34 +0000

I’m a fan of cottonelle wipes as well. I went to the drug store a couple of weeks ago to stock up, and they only had the children’s wipes. I thought. “what could the difference possibly be aside from the puppy on the box?” I’ll tell you what the difference is. Bubble gum scent.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:16:45 +0000

I just hope this stuff doesn’t cause ass-cancer.

By: robert

robert — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 17:12:03 +0000

This really reminds me of an episode of the Phil Hendrie show — be ashamed if you do not know him — where his “producer” kept interrupting him to remind him to drop a plug for their new sponsor that allowed them to bring the show without “commerical interruption.” The plugs kept getting more and more intrusive and ridiculous and finished with him being required to play this jingle after every statement of fact that he made:

http://www.mikeverta.com/Posts/Mint_Green_Jingle.mp3

Sphincterine should find a way to license that jingle that Phil created.

By: mojoandy

mojoandy — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 16:40:19 +0000

I think it was Adam Corolla, a very hairy guy, who said his ass wiping was like “getting peanut butter out of shag carpetting”. Niiiiice….

He opted for a commode. I personally go for the Cottonelle wipes (as opposed to baby wipes) as the Cottonelle wipes are flushable — they’ll degrade faster so won’t risk clogging up drainage and sewage like baby wipes will. I like the idea of a commode but I haven’t (as an ignorant north american) the foggiest idea how to use one properly.

I find wet toilet paper disintegrates immediately and is absolutely useless. I’m not the hairiest guy in the world, but if wet toilet paper works for you then you’re either eleven years old or you must be shaving your chocolate starfish.

So, for the Sphincterine, doesn’t the wet TP just vanish? Are the wipes the only option?

By: bruce

bruce — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 13:36:30 +0000

Hi All, I am the creator of Sphincterine. Thanks all for your kind words and open minds- sphincterine is a fantastic product that goes beyond damp toilet paper, which by the way will not leave your ass tingling and minty fresh. Its about feeling good, confident and naturally clean. Its like altoids for your ass!

If leaving the bottle around bothers you…then try some of the individual towelettes.

Keep It Mint

Bruce,
Directum of Sales

By: matto

matto — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:21:43 +0000

damp toilet paper costs a whole lot less, and gets the same job done.

By: manifoldstore

manifoldstore — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:36:15 +0000

I’ve been using Cottonelle wipes. They come in especially handy during trips when you’re not sure what the t.p. will be like (1 ply, ugg). Saw this and got psyched. I’ve already contacted the company about carrying the product at the store. Thanks Dethroner!

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:25:13 +0000

Baby wipes are the way to go. Even though Sphincterine seems interesting, there is just no way I can leave a bottle of that stuff in my bathroom and not hear it from every single guest I have…

Now on to more potty humor. I bought some Nope! It’s Soap! (www.nopeitssoap.com) as gag Christmas gift but for some reason I was the only one that couldn’t stop laughing…

By: Blackie

Blackie — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:14:51 +0000

Wow, now there is a whole list of words I just never even considered seeing around here.
That being said… I agree. My little lady has gotten me started on a similar kick. She has a long history of liking and using baby wipes. It started after the birth of one or both of her girls, but I’ll save you the details.
Basically she saw how good they worked for the kids and thought “You know, that would work for me too.”
I tend to use a “two pronged” method myself.
First with the dry everyday stuff, then a final “rinse” with the wipies.
Since some of us guys can be a bit more “inclined to hairyness” it ain’t a bad idea.
just sayin…