Apparently if you get just the right amount of corn starch mixed with water—and mix it in ample amounts in the back of a concrete truck—you get a liquid that behaves normally under low pressure, but like a solid under stronger pressure.
Then you make grown Italian Spanish men run across it shouting and hollering.

Not entirely safe for work due to uncensored lyrics. This is totally the spirit of any real Christmas, though.
Why are Samberg’s Youtube clips the best thing SNL does these days?

Mike writes:
It’s off topic for the week, but my wife and I are in the market for a new car. I’ve been driving the same Chevy Cavalier for about 9 years, and recently it’s begun to show its age. Since I’m in school and working part time we can’t afford a new car. We’re looking [...]

A sunburst of highlights radiating from a chitinous, armored pate—probably not this year’s look, nor next, but impressive all the same. Look at my dome, ye hairy, and despair!

Have a look at the Dethroner Planning Commission, of which each of you are a potential member. It’s a simple wiki, where I’ve listed potential themes as well as a place to make the daily posting template more concrete and robust.
As we flesh out each of the potential themes—each one has their own page on [...]

Full-size scan [Dethroner]

Take, for instance, this distubring factoid about erectile function:
1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.
That stresses [...]