menhepenis.jpgTake, for instance, this distubring factoid about erectile function:

1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.

That stresses me out enough to consider lighting up.

Also, I find it amusing that “Research [was performed] by the editors of Men’s Health Germany.” They’re not good enough to write, but they’re good enough to do cock science.

Update: Forgot the link! [Men’s Health]


4 Responses to “Men’s Health’s “15 Things You Didn’t Know About Your Penis””

  1. 1 Cope

    No link?

  2. 2 Brock

    I guess it’s a good thing I quit last month, eh?

  3. 3 Carl

    I read this a while back, Most of those statistics come from a book called “sperm wars” which will make you distrust women even more than you already do.

  4. 4 Red

    yeah ahahah another reason for those dumbfuck smokers to quit, god fucking dammit, starting smoking is like saying to yourself “I want to die, slowly but surely, and I also want to pay for it”

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