So asking for guys to send in pictures of their hirsute hairsuits to win the Philips Norelco Bodygroom was a big mistake; I haven’t been able to keep a breakfast down for a while.

To prevent you from feeling the phantom sensation of your mouth being filled up with piles of cast off hair, hit the jump to see the winner of our contest, as well as a couple of runners up.

You’re a hairy dude, but I think it’s probably helping you in this case—I don’t want to see that gut stickily shorn of hair. No prize!

J.P. would win by dint of back hair alone but Photoshopping in the logo doesn’t quite meet the terms of the contest.

I appreciate this entry from “Hairy Palm Pilot” for its sheer technological gogetitude. To get the Dethroner logo to show up correctly, he had to flip the image. Movie magic! And a winning entry. Plus you’re skinny enough that a shaved body might not be totally disgusting. (See: Why I am not keeping the Bodygroom.)

Thanks to everyone who participated!