One of you have to get this job, if for no other reason that I can extort you for favors because you owe its discovery to me: Four Points by Sheraton, a sort of midscale chain by Starwood Hotels, is hiring a “Chief Beer Officer” to helm their “Best Brews” initiative, a nifty program that puts local beers in their hotels.

Fill out the survey—I didn’t, because I didn’t want to get lost in a multi-hour daydream—and get on the list. Then get me a room with a jacuzzi and an endless chain of room servants pouring craft beer down my heat-loosened gullet. You owe me.

Executive Opening: Chief Beer Officer [StarwoodHotels via HotelChatter]