O.J. Hypothetically Confesses

What in the name of Refrigerator Perry is O.J. Simpson smoking? New interview titled, “If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened.” Stay classy, Juice! Deadspin weighs in.


3 Responses to “O.J. Hypothetically Confesses”

  1. 1 webonics

    Stupid is as Stupid does. What a moron (and a murderer).

  2. 2 Spiney Norman

    Stupid is as Stupid does…all the way to the bank. Watch his lawyers tie this up so deep in blind trusts that there’s no way it can be touched for his civil judgment penalties. And “Lo! and Behold!” the money appears as if by magic in a numbered account in the Caymans.

    OJ is scum. He’s well financed scum, but he’s still scum.

  3. 3 RawheaD

    > for his civil judgment penalties

    That’s probably why he wrote it; he decided he could not win the case so might as well monetize it to pay off a portion of the damages.

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