Cordarounds—whose reversible smoking jacket we’ve previously discussed—is auctioning off three limited-edition bits of merchandise that would be, according to Cordaround’s Chris Lindland, “suicide to keep in stock.”

The trinity is fittingly helmed by the Last Supper-rounds, a pair of white corduroy pants with a secret: the shining face of your savior inside the hip pocket lining.

For the well-balled among us, the Blingarounds, a disco-class superstructure of shimmering gold, perfect for peacocking at a club or wearing when offing the latest enemy of your Eastern European crime operation.

The last is the best, by far: The Silver Fox, a shining, shimmering reversible smoking jacket. It’s still garish and flashy, but the soft material prevents the shimmer from being too over the top.

Official announcements about this auction won’t go out until tomorrow, so consider yourself in the loop.