Betty: “Color for the Hair Down There”
Published by Joel October 27th, 2006 in Grooming, Hair, Women. Share This
Ignoring the shudder-worthy juxtaposition of coochie coloring creme and the term “no-drip formula,” I can completely support this new line of hair coloring from Betty, aimed at ladies who want to sass up their Sally Struthers. (If you know what I mean. [I mean their cunt hairs.]))
Probably would work for men, too, but everybody knows real men color their crotch mane with butane lighters and Clorox.
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Auburn? They can class it up however they want, but a faux firecroth is still a firecrotch.
“Fun” is a color?
All systems go for making “Sally Struthers” the new “vajayjay.”
Wow… being Average Betty I feel a little strange about all this… but I do have a question: What exactly is wrong with being a firecrotch?
Um…no.
Hrm. Every betty I’ve ever encountered has been a fun betty (for both minutes).
The perfect answer for the hoochie whose carpet don’t match the drapes! ;)
Huh. I guess this means there are still some women out there who have hair down there. Based on what I’ve heard from my female friends lately (those who will still talk to me, I mean), it’s definitely out of style.
Or maybe it was out but now it’s back in. Who the hell knows. I can’t keep up. And something deep down inside tells me I shouldn’t be trying.
Its out of style if you are dating. But get married and its going to become Sherwood Forest. TRUST me.
mmmm…apple brown betty.
I applaud every person who left a comment!!!!! now when do you think rainbow color will be added??? no really??