Man Bangs Dog: Just Say No to Bestiality
2 Comments Published by Joel October 23rd, 2006 in Dogs. Share This
It’s probably a good idea to set some boundaries on this week’s theme. Consider: Michael Patrick McPhail, accused of shtupping his family’s 4-year-old female pit bull terrier. McPhail was caught by his wife banging the dog on their backporch, which inspired her to take a couple pictures with her cameraphone before calling the police. (Unlike my girlfriend, who would probably upload them to the internet and call my friends.)
I think there’s a certain Anne McCaffrey-esque, utopian beauty to the idea of inter-species sex; I hope that when dogs finally achieve full sentience we can all enjoy many sweaty, smelly rolls in the backyard of our orbital condo. Until then, there’s one overarching problem with bestiality: Dogs can’t say no. Despite the sashaying tail and longing glaces towards the overturned jar of peanut butter, you dog doesn’t really want to bone you. Please resist.
Okay, I’m not sure which is most disturbing:
*This dude was doing his dog,
*His wife actually watched for a moment (at least long enough to take a few pictures),
*The state of Washington only recently enacted a law prohibiting beastiality, or
*There are still 13 other states that totally think it’s okay to bang your bichon.
C’mon, you know that bitch was just asking for it.
//The above comment was made in jest.
///Too easy to pass up the chance to use the word bitch correctly.
////Not an advocate of forced sex, no matter what the species.