Comments on: Your Fight Stories: Narc Gets Stuck, Uses Scar to Get Ladies http://dethroner.com/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/ Where every man is king. Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:08:30 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Jenn http://dethroner.com/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-1330 Jenn Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:43:19 +0000 http://dethroner.com/index.php/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/#comment-1330 Chicks definatly dig scars...and I do remeber that one Paul....One thing I do have to say is that you definatly do stick up for us and make sure we are ok...I miss that..even if it wasn't an "asshole' just a bad day...you still made everything ok...I just wanted to thank you for that...you always knew when a hug was needed..... Love Jenn Chicks definatly dig scars…and I do remeber that one Paul….One thing I do have to say is that you definatly do stick up for us and make sure we are ok…I miss that..even if it wasn’t an “asshole’ just a bad day…you still made everything ok…I just wanted to thank you for that…you always knew when a hug was needed…..

Love Jenn

]]> By: catnip http://dethroner.com/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-971 catnip Wed, 11 Oct 2006 15:13:30 +0000 http://dethroner.com/index.php/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/#comment-971 Jem- you can go two ways, the hero or the conversation starter. 1. Cut arm on barbed wire rescueing cute-overloadesque farm animal from entrapment (this only works if you have some sort of excuse to be near farm). I suppose this can be adapted to more city-friendly excuse like from broken window. 2. Woke up with it after a night out, how do you think it happened? Of course this labels you as an alkie. Jem- you can go two ways, the hero or the conversation starter.
1. Cut arm on barbed wire rescueing cute-overloadesque farm animal from entrapment (this only works if you have some sort of excuse to be near farm). I suppose this can be adapted to more city-friendly excuse like from broken window.
2. Woke up with it after a night out, how do you think it happened? Of course this labels you as an alkie.

]]> By: Jemaleddin http://dethroner.com/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-949 Jemaleddin Tue, 10 Oct 2006 19:43:47 +0000 http://dethroner.com/index.php/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/#comment-949 I have a 3-inch scar on my right forearm that I've been looking for ways to exploit for years. An ex-girlfriend was play-fighting with me and swung her fist as I stepped away and spread my arms. She wore a class ring that had one of those school emblems glued to the top of the fake-ass gemstone, which, since it was starting to peel away, raked across my arm and tore through the skin. Not too deep, mind you, but it gave me a nasty infection that took forever to heal. Unfortunately, the cowardly stepping back while a girlfriend takes a swing story really doesn't help with the ladies, and I've been looking for an innocuous cover-up for years. I'm not hoping to lie my way into the sack so much as have something to say that doesn't make me seem more pathetic than I already am. I have a 3-inch scar on my right forearm that I’ve been looking for ways to exploit for years. An ex-girlfriend was play-fighting with me and swung her fist as I stepped away and spread my arms. She wore a class ring that had one of those school emblems glued to the top of the fake-ass gemstone, which, since it was starting to peel away, raked across my arm and tore through the skin. Not too deep, mind you, but it gave me a nasty infection that took forever to heal.

Unfortunately, the cowardly stepping back while a girlfriend takes a swing story really doesn’t help with the ladies, and I’ve been looking for an innocuous cover-up for years. I’m not hoping to lie my way into the sack so much as have something to say that doesn’t make me seem more pathetic than I already am.

]]> By: Michael Candless http://dethroner.com/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-915 Michael Candless Tue, 10 Oct 2006 14:12:49 +0000 http://dethroner.com/index.php/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/#comment-915 Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever. Pain heals.

Chicks dig scars.

Glory lasts forever.

]]> By: Paul D. http://dethroner.com/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-913 Paul D. Tue, 10 Oct 2006 14:06:27 +0000 http://dethroner.com/index.php/2006/10/10/your-fight-stories-narc-gets-stuck-uses-scar-to-get-ladies/#comment-913 Postscript: I'm 30 now. For the record, I can still remember Asshole's real name. But I cannot remember Young Lady's name, nor what she looks like. Funny how that works. Postscript: I’m 30 now. For the record, I can still remember Asshole’s real name. But I cannot remember Young Lady’s name, nor what she looks like. Funny how that works.

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