It’s a fine morning here at the Dethroner HQ Secret Lair Mountain Fortress God Damn Bedroom as we hit the hump of this week’s theme, Fall Fashion. We have a slight problem, however: You are all huge pussies.

Why? Because you all loved tearing apart ol’ Jerad in our first “Dapper or Crapper?” feature, but yet no one has had the gumption to submit the next example for potential ridicule. Remember, DoC is a high-stakes game. Sure, your taste may be eviscerated in a flurry of snarky comments, but you just might get a compliment.

Do you have what it takes? Have your co-worker or friend snap a picture of you in an outfit about which you are unsure—showing your face is optional—and send it to “tips GLARK dethroner.com.” We dare you. And as always, keep sending in your questions about style and clothing.

One last thing: Someday in the not-so-distant future, I’m going to have to put up a few more ads on this site. (We’ve already blown through our bandwidth quota in two days.) It’s going to be tedious and I have no cheap prize to give you at the end, but if you have 45 seconds or so to fill out this demographic survey, it will make it a lot easier for FM to sell ads on this site so that I don’t have to. I’d really appreciate it.